Even if I’m really thirsty, I’d rather not drink from the toilet.
Get that ass!
postin’ a fanfic and then waiting for the notes like
postin’ some art and then waiting for the notes like
posting a post to send you questions and waiting for them like:
it looks like the last gif is…frozen
My girlfriend just asked me to learn sign language with her so she can tell me how bad she wants to fuck me in front of my parents
i'm not into fat chicks but if i wasn't already seeing someone id still totally bang you